ANGRY-GOLDFISH-BEEF.
I got my braces tightened. Black on bottom, blue on top. its ugly. and im eating pretzal goldfish, and apparently my gums are exposed where there are supposed to be teeth, so im chewing with hard gum. and it makes my mouth sad. and pretzel goldfish aren't salty all that much. THAT DOESNT MAKE ME SMILE, GOLDFISH. CHANGE YOUR INGREDIENTS.
IM SLEEPY. blahhh.
My day wasnt interesting.
Except we played with clay in Johnson.
HAHA. SO dad saw the black boys dougie-ing, and hes like "IS HE OKAY? IS HE HAVING A SEIZIURE?" poor dad.
I am so tired.
Let's play a game. I'll type in "Your life is" into Google, and be amused by the top five autofills.
1.Your life is now lyrics: I dont know the song, but i assume it goes something like this.
I live my life right now because I'm alive.
Dead people kinda suck at this jive.
So do unborn babies.
But, that's just the first verse.
2. Your life is no longer beautiful: .... Excuse me while I go CRY MY EYES OUT.
Mom: "Why are you crying?"
Me: "because the Internet told me my life was ugly. DD: "
Mom: "Oh."
Thanks, Mom.
3. Your life is now: Duh. Theres even a song about it, dork.
4. Your life is just fine: They promote: Ugly-ness, Compliments, Non-whiners.
5. Your life is Bro: Apparently, I have a confession.
Hem-Hem.
I AM A MAN, ATTENTION, I AM A MAN.
....whewww, that felt good to get off my chest.
Do all guys give eachother chest bumps? What if a really tall guy chest bumps
a really short guy? Is it like a che-leg bump? or something more clever?
Or do they have a height limit, like roller coasters?
-izz,
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